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The Wormhole Extreme Drinking Game
The Rules: (so simple even S4 Dumb Jack can follow this):
Start watching Wormhole Extreme (assuming you haven't burned the tape and buried its charred remains in a lime pit marked with warnings of 'Contamination Area! Do Not Enter!') and if something happens that is included in the list below follow the instruction given.
Ready?
- Drink every time Martin does something interesting.
- Every time Martin says something interesting have 2 drinks.
- If Martin is interesting *at all* drink a whole bottle.
- Have a double whenever all four members of SG1 appear and work as a team.
- Have a drink if the stargate is used.
- Have a drink if ancient cultures or mythology come into the episode.
- Drink if SG1 go off planet and meet an ancient civilisation.
- Drink if the episode looks like it required some research.
- Drink if the script seems like it wasn't written on the back of a napkin then passed around so 'jokes' could be added.
- Drink if SG1 discover new technology that will help them in their fight against the Goa'uld.
- Pour a drink down the sink if conspiracy and NID plot points show up.
- Pour a drink down the sink if a Mallozzi and Mullie character hogs the spotlight and gets all the lines.
- Drink if Teal'c is used in a scene where he isn't Comedy Alien.
- Drink if the fact Grell has no lines and this is *still* happening in Stargate SG1 to Teal'c seems hilarious rather than a tragic state of affairs that should have been addressed by now.
- Drink if you think this is a spoof of Stargate rather than a spoof of Star Trek and a rip off of Galaxy Quest which did it better.
- Drink if your 'not online' friends had a clue what the in jokes were or knew who the cameos were without you having to explain it to them throughout the episode.
- Drink if a member of SG1 other than Jack gets anything to do in the entire episode.
Note:
This drinking game is suitable for teetotallers and recovering alcoholics. For drinkers, have the drink anyway and hopefully you'll be so hungover you'll have forgotten everything that happened in this so-called celebration of 100 episodes of Stargate SG1.
Ankh
"Bottom line: If you're not telling good stories, people are going to tune out, and they'll see right through the sham." -- RDA The Hollywood Reporter Sept 4-10, 2001
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